Category Archives: Hotties

He Wants To Be Honest And Franco With You

James Franco

Despite some fairly troubling personal health news, I am in a really good mood this weekend. I want to be a giver, but you ladies have no idea how dificult it is to find a story about a shirtless actor on teh innernetz.

He apologized for trying to meet up with a 17-year-old girl after chatting to her on Instagram. But James Franco wasn’t doing much to shed his new slightly creepy reputation on Friday.

The actor shared some rather hilarious photos of himself shirtless in bed, again using the popular social networking site.

Yeah, it’s high-larious to be rich, good-looking, and creepy. Some of us are only creepy.

Do You Think I’m Sexy?

Bradley Cooper A Team

Dear Lord, not me; I’m hideous! Since it’s the weekend, and no one really reads this crappy blog on the weekends, I wanted to throw out another Get-To-Know-You topic. This week’s question: What do you find sexy?

I’ll start everyone off:

1. Preferably a woman – okay, definitely a woman – of medium height. I briefly dated a basketball player in college and she towered over me, the novelty wore off quickly.
2. All body types are okay, but I prefer someone with meat on her bones. I dated runners and Celtic dancers in high school. They were pretty, but too skinny.
3. Red hair. I don’t know why, but I’ve been partial to the color well before Christina came along. Mrs. Earp would occasionally get red highlights in her hair. She received a lot of attention from me afterward.
4. Curves. Chest size isn’t important, but have one.
5. An accent. Okay, this is where it gets odd. Nothing turns me on more than an accent – preferably a British one. Southern accents receive an honorable mention. You could look like Rosie O’Donnell, but if you have a British accent, “How you doin’?”
6. Sense of humor. You have to laugh, either with me or at me. Doesn’t matter. It also helps if you understand and appreciate sarcasm, because I’ve been told I’m a tad sarcastic. I mean, me? Sarcastic??
7. Boots. Own a pair. They don’t have to necessarily be thigh-high stripper boots, but when I see a woman wearing boots – particularly with a dress or jeans – it’s over.

Taking all these traits into consideration, my perfect woman is either Natalie Dormer or Hayley Atwell. Mmm…

I would mention a woman should appreciate a doughy guy with severe mental issues and a head full of bad wiring, but I figured that would be obvious to my regular readers.

Well, that’s my list. What’s yours?

Surf’s Up, Big Kahuna

Julian WilsonForgive me, I haven’t posted any chick-friendly content in a while. So before you start sending me hate mail, nibble on this for a while.

He’s famous for his professional surfing prowess, but Australian star Julian Wilson proved he could make a career as a professional model too. Wilson, 25, showed off his poster boy good looks in these exclusive behind-the-scenes shots of his latest Oakley sunglasses campaign.

The Queensland born, 6ft-tall star was in great shape as he posed with his surf board under his arm during the photo shoot.

I’ve walked 13 miles in the last two days. By May I’ll look just like this guy. Or something.

Fifty Shades Of Bray

Jamie Dornan

I hate posting consecutive stories about celebrities, but in this case I had to make an exception. Besides, I’m sure the ladies won’t mind. This is Jamie Dornan, star of the film adaptation to Fifty Shades of Grey. To get in the mood for his love scenes, Jamie has some interesting (read: puzzling) inspiration.

Playing the role of sex mad Christian Grey in the movie version of E.L. James’ record-breaking novel, Jamie will first be seen in the new Channel 4 series New Worlds alongside Game of Thrones’ actor Joe Dempsie who sat through the Sex and the City DVD marathon with Jamie.

“Joe and I watched all the Sex and the City box sets,” he told The Sun newspaper. “That helped.”

Um… okay? Simply knowing about the existence of Sex and the City is reason enough to revoke one’s Man Card. Watching it with another guy? Maybe they should rename the film Fifty Shades of Ghey.

I Forgot Smokin’ Hotties!

olivia

Covering for Wyatt I completely forgot to post something near and dear to all of us. I forgot to post a pic or two of a total babe! We all know my love for Alice Eve, who has one of the best bodies I’d ever want to come across in a dark alley. And I would never post about Ms. Hendricks and steal Wyatt’s thunder. So here is a Hollywood vixen I find very underrated: Ms. Olivia Wilde!

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Excuse Me While I Rant This Out

Staff Sergeant Darrell Shifty Powers

Staff Sergeant Darrell Shifty Powers

I have a fairly general rule when it comes to forwarded mails. They are almost immediately thrown into my recycle bin. Partly because I don’t have time to read all of the ones that are sent to me; partly because they are full of bullshit. This one contained the latter:

Darrell “Shifty” Powers was a tremendous man. A war hero, he fought in the Easy Company, 506th PIR during World War II – the group made famous by “Band of Brothers.” Regular readers know I’m an Easy-ophile, and post about them when they make news, so I wanted to read the e-mail forwarded to me (about a dozen times).

I’m not posting it here, but it is a story (possibly true) about a man who met Shifty inside the Philadelphia International Airport. Shifty appeared lost, and the man offered to help him to his plane, They got to talking, the realization of who Shifty was set in on the man, and the man offered Shifty his First Class seat.

Great story, right? Except in its first incarnation, the man who met Shifty was just some guy. Now the man has evolved into Chuck Yeager. Uh-huh. Right. I have no doubt that Shifty was a terrific man, and I have no doubt people admired him, but the whole story – if true at the time – has spun into a (truly) unbelievable tale.

The kicker, for me, is that the story ends with this:

Shifty died on Jan. l7 after fighting cancer.

Bullshit. Shifty died on June 17, 2009. I posted about it at the time, and linked the story (which did not include Chuck Yeager) at the time, too.

The morale of the story? Forwarded e-mails are mostly bullshit, so don’t waste your time sending them to me.

Your Sunday Morning Beefcake

It’s been a while since I posted something for the ladies.

Since his rise to fame, Tim Tebow has remained relatively single. However that may all change, as the handsome 25-year-old New York Jets player has revealed what he looks for in a woman.

In a new interview with Vogue magazine, the devout Christian lists his top requirements for a new lady love as he poses shirtless for the magazine all whilst using his stunning muscles to push a huge truck tire.

“Obviously looks play a big part. Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there’s also so much more than that for me. It’s about finding someone sweet and kind—and that has a servant’s heart. It’s about finding a girl who likes me for me, and not because of what I do or who I am or the name.”

Yeah, good luck with that. There are a lot of gold-diggers in the world, and many of them are centered around New York City; home of your current team.

Your Olympic Guys O’ The Day

In a (probably futile) attempt to keep my female readers happy, I am posting a few pictures of the more attractive Olympic guys participating in the Vancouver Games. I cleared these with one of my close female friends, but I am sure they won’t please everyone. First, we have 25-year old New Jersey Devils and Team USA star forward Zach Parise (above):

Zachary Andrew Parise (born July 28, 1984) is an American professional ice hockey player and an alternate captain of the New Jersey Devils of the National Hockey League (NHL) and the US Olympic Team for the 2010 Winter Olympics. In his breakout 2008–09 season, Parise was the league’s third leading goal scorer (45) behind Jeff Carter with 46 and league leader Alexander Ovechkin with 56, while ranking fifth among all NHL players in points with 94.

There are more athletes below the fold.

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