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Saturday, September 17th, 2011And you thought you hid your pr0n in a secure place? San Fernando Valley porn purveyors Pink Visual may be the only adult film company equipped to release such a title, as they are planning on “riding out the 2012 apocalypse in style” by building an “enormous underground bunker” in anticipation of the December 21, [...]
Mila, Your Moonbat Is Showing
Thursday, September 8th, 2011Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, guys, but Mila Kunis is a big-time libtard; and she’s not shy with her contempt for Republicans and Middle America: I love Barack Obama. I voted for him and I will forever be proud of my vote, so I can’t say anything bad against him – other [...]
Another Casualty Of This Terrible Economy
Thursday, August 25th, 2011This one really angries up the blood. As the Battleship New Jersey tries to keep its head above water financially, officials at the floating museum are asking Governor Christie to restore funding. [T]he most decorated battleship in US naval history took one across the bow in the most recent state budget. “We got $32,500 from [...]
The MLK Memorial: Made In China
Wednesday, August 24th, 2011China: Doing the jobs racist Americans just won’t do. The 30ft-tall statue, the centerpiece of a $120 million, four-acre memorial to Dr King, opened to the public on Monday on the National Mall in Washington. It is the only memorial on the Mall that does not honor a president or fallen soldiers. Standing in the [...]
“Sagz” Make You Look Like . . .
Saturday, August 6th, 2011Why stags, of course. What did you think I was going to write? Men who like to sag their jeans down low but fear they could end up around their ankles may be interested in new pants that snap to special boxer shorts for support and improved mobility. Irese and Mark Davenport, two brothers from [...]
PA: Free Cell Phones Are A Civil Right
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011I have a gut feeling former governor (and raging libtard) Ed Rendell was behind this insanity. Cell phones are a civil right? What’s next? The right to front row tickets to sporting events? Soon, smart phones will also be a civil right. I mean, how can the Welfare leeches make a living if they can’t [...]
PA Considers A Four-Day School Week
Tuesday, July 26th, 2011Awesome idea! And hey, while we’re at it, let’s just fold up our tents and declare the country dead. America was a nice idea, but we got careless with our money, so we’re closing up shop. A spokesman for the Pennsylvania Department of Education says state officials are open to the idea of four-day weeks [...]
British Police Visit Pre-Teen For Facebook Page
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011Can someone please tell me what happened to England? It was a country that once ruled the world, and now it’s the punchline to a joke. Political correctness has run amok there. Police officers are visiting 11-year olds about their Facebook pages, but sit idly by while Muslims take over their country. An 11-year-old prefect [...]
Colorado DHS Goes Full Retard
Sunday, July 10th, 2011Because if it doesn’t have dolls of at least three different races, your day care center is racissssst! New rules proposed by the Colorado Department of Human Services include a requirement that all day-care centers in the state make available dolls representing three different races. The 98-page document, obtained by 7News, features a slew of [...]
An Open Letter To NJ Teachers
Saturday, June 25th, 2011Dear teachers of New Jersey, I appreciate the work you do in molding young skulls full of mush. My wife was a teacher, so I know what your job entails. Many of you – but not all – work very hard and care very much about your students. But to be honest; the recent attacks [...]
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