When A Cherry Bomb Just Isn’t Enough

Airsoft Tornado Impact GrenadeAirsoft has created a non-lethal BB grenade. It’s just the thing for punk teenagers, noisy dogs, or livening up things in the boudoir.

Pull the pin and let the propane do the rest. When Airsoft’s Tornado Impact Grenades detonate, they scatter over 200 plastic 6mm pellets in all 3 dimensions under which your enemies might try to take cover. This means that unless they are cowering under a table like a wussy lapdog whose default setting is to shake like someone put a quarter in it, they’re probably going to take a hit.

Tornado Impact Grenades are reusable with reloads of BBs and gas, and have been designed to last for “gazillions of throws!” That’s a direct quote from the manufacturer.

This little beauty has me on pulled pins and needles. Thank you, I’ll be here all week!

6 thoughts on “When A Cherry Bomb Just Isn’t Enough

  1. realwest

    Hi Wyatt! I don’t quite understand this. Our current military rifles are the M-4, a vast improvement of the M-16, and IT fires a 5.56 round and here we have Airsoft has invented and is selling a hand grenade filled with 6mm pellets, thus each pellet is larger than the round fired from our Military assault rifle……………….

    What I don’t understand, AT ALL, is how is it legal for them to market to the general public such a dangerous “toy”? Moreover, given the size of the pellets and how it is propelled, I strongly suspect that, unlike Flash-Bang grenades, these re-usable hand grenades will and were designed to KILL. If they are indeed marketed to the general public, then this development just SLAYS me!
    Thank you all, Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitpersons too!!

  2. Cathy

    I can think of so many places that deserve to have one of these tossed in. Then sit back and laugh until your sides hurt. That feel good company meeting. KUMBAYA changes to KABOOM! Save the planet and bicycle to KABOOM! My brother ranting on and on about how great the O-shit is and how he KABOOM!
    I’ll take 2 cases. Please:)

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Real – It doesn’t seem like they’re banned – yet. I thought it strange you could buy this thing, but there ya go.

    Old NFO – I know, right?

    Cathy – PTA meetings that run on too long…

    Loki – Now you’re thinking outside the box!

    Rick – As do I.


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