“I’m tired of these mutha effing sharks on this mutha effing train!”
No jokes kids. In the bastion of culture and humanity that is New York City passengers last week were stunned to find a dead shark amongst the aisles of a subway train. It was really noticed when the shark began to stink over homeless people’s urine. No one knows how it got there, but it was likely the result of some schmuck leaving it there and not a Sharknado. If it was a sharknado, all of us are doomed…but at least we’ll see Tara Reid in skimpy clothing first.
New Yorkers, in a good sense of humor, started taking doctored pictures of the shark. My favorite is above where the shark is enjoying a Marlboro, Red Bull, and has a Metro pass in case it needs to switch trains. It was of course a dumb prank…OR WAS IT? Remember last week was Shark Week (not my ex’s period, the Discovery thing). If this was done by Discovery Channel to create more shark buzz than it is the cleverest marketing campaign since ever! Love it!