When the site was taken over by myself, a female reader asked for male eye candy. I don’t remember who it was, but your wish has been granted. Meet Aaron Taylor Johnson, ladies. He is an actor and (alleged) stud. You may recall him from such films as Kick Ass and Kick Ass 2. Some ladies swoon to his ability to grow long flowing hair. Some gents who are bald think he is a dick because of this. In any event, get used to seeing ATJ EVERYWEHRE, especially next summer movie season.
I am most certainly looking forward to next summer’s movie line up. A re-vamp of Godzilla, Spider-Man 2, Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, and Transformers 4, I am having one of the hardest nerdgasms since Bob Fett was CGI’ed into Episode IV: A New Hope. Aaron is scheduled to be in two of these movies. First up, he is playing a soldier of some sort in Godzilla, where he will likely be snogging Elizabeth Olson (younger sister of the more famous Mary Kate and Ashley). Oddly enough, Aaron has been confirmed to be playing Quicksilver (Magneto’s son) in Avengers 2: Age of Ultron. Odder still, The Scarlet Witch (Magneto’s daughter, Quicksilver’s sister) is rumored to be played by Elizabeth Olson, whom ATJ best not be snogging in this film. I’ve heard of keeping it in the family but “it” does not refer to genitalia.
Ladies, this is the best I can do for you. Clearly I do not look at hunks and have my nether regions feel like a horse chewing a carrot. ATJ was the least uggo I could find that I actually have an interest in. I want Godzilla and Avengers 2 to be stupendous, so I have to root for this hair-growing punk. Go ATJ! Screw up Godzilla and I’ll wear your face as a mask as I do the Silence of the Lambs dance! Kidding!
Oh…and Wyatt I am not asleep at the wheel. Madden 25 came out! Like France throughout their history, I have been occupied!