Note to Aishwarya Rai: unless you want to be gang-tackled by overzealous TSA agents, steer clear of British airports.
Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with explosives concealed in breast implants.
Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London.
One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this. “We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.
In a completely unrelated story, I have submitted a transfer request to the London Police Department. They could always use a few helping hands.