The Prisoner

Michelle Obama Angry Black Woman

Michelle Obama believes living in the White House is akin to being a prisoner. She knows she can leave any time, right?

First Lady Michelle Obama on Tuesday described living in the White House as like being in a “really nice prison.”

Obama’s comment came during her discussion with former First Lady Laura Bush at the African First Ladies Summit in Tanzania during an interview moderated by journalist Cokie Roberts.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison. You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama admitted. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”

“You can’t complain… but I’m going to anyway, because I’m a classless bint.”

This reminds me of the stories you hear from celebrities about how difficult their life has become after achieving fame and fortune. “I have no privacy! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to my gated mansion which is protected by armed guards.”

Gawd, I hate this woman.

13 thoughts on “The Prisoner

  1. Bob G.

    Wyatt:
    I’ll bet it’s the NAME of where she resides that REALLY bothers her…more than it seeming like a PRISON
    (The WHITE House).
    ;)
    Must realy stick in her craw…good for her.

    Roll safe out there.

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  2. Jim Scrummy

    Wah wah wah wah wah. Stuff it wookie. I have 11 days of furlough (because of your tyrant zero husband) and she’s bitchin’ about living in the Peoples House. FY wookie, you POS. Now that feels better.

    Where were we? Oh that’s right on the express train to the crapper with Western Civilization. I forgot.

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  3. Ferrell Gummitt

    Dear FLOTUS:

    Here is what you do.

    1) Call Allied Van Lines
    2) Pack everything you want to take with you.
    3) Have van loaded.
    4) Arrange transportation back to Chicago, Jump in the Chevy, take a United flight back to Chicago.
    5) Come Home
    6) Unpack

    It’s that simple..

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  4. Jon Brooks

    Speaking of ‘The Prisoner’, maybe she can leave in one of those big bubbles like they put Patrick McGoohan in, and roll to Chicago on some pothole covered highway that the ‘shovel ready’ stimulus money never repaired. Maybe she could make friends with Bubble Boy along the way.

    Off subject: Was that Jake Glyenhall as Bubble Boy?

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    1. Jon Brooks

      Thanks Ferrell. I must have missed the Travolta one but the next video trailer was Bubble Boy with Jake getting hit by every manner of moving vehicle in his walkabout bubble.

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  5. Wes S.

    Nakoula Nakoula was unavailable for comment.

    Because he’s still in jail for his YouTube video…put there by Barack and Michelle because they needed a scapegoat for their Benghazi failures.

    Just sayin’.

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