Girl U Want

Christina Hendricks SultryThe UK Daily Mail (of course) printed a story entitled, “The Six Things He’s Hoping You’ll Do The First Time You Have Sex.” How could I not snark about this?

For those who are embarking on a sexy, new relationship and eager to make a good first impression, here’s what men tell me your new lover’s hoping for. He wants you to…

• Give great oral sex: it’s not only one of his favorite things, it shows you’re as interested in giving as you are receiving pleasure.

• Be active: I’m not suggesting you bounce around the bed like a four-year-old who’s just consumed their body weight in sweets, but please don’t leave it up to him to make all the moves…

The guys surveyed are way too picky. I have only one thing I hope the woman does: show up.

5 thoughts on “Girl U Want

  1. loaded dice in vegas

    You must be feeling pretty good if you’re first off with a sex story. If you sneeze one in a while you’ll get rid of any excess brain fluid. (snark)

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  2. AJ Lynch

    Wyatt – glad you are feeling bit better.

    Did you know the Lancaster drag racer, Khusen Akhmedov, has the same name and approx. age as a guy arrested in April in Bucks County for mult-million Medicare fraud? I bet he is an illegal immigrant too. Wonder how long it will take the MSM to make the same connection?

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  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    LDIV – No, still feel like hammered crap, but I didn’t want to put a burden on Dr. Evil.

    AJ – Didn’t notice that, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

    Cathy – Yes, please!!!

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