The story cannot possibly top that headline:
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales.
The report says the 35-year-old was found, “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.
Hmm. I stand corrected.