“I Believe You Have My Stapler”

A recent study has found people deemed ugly are belittled and discriminated against in the workplace. In other Earth-shattering news, Kim Kardashian is a talentless whore.

People who are considered unattractive are more likely to be belittled and bullied in the workplace, according to new research.

The study by Michigan State University found that unattractive workers were treated more harshly than their attractive colleagues when it came to promotions and which tasks they were given to do. And that being “ugly” played more of a role in how someone is treated than their age, gender or how long they had worked there.

[T]his study, led by associate professor of management at the University Brent Scott, is the first to find a direct correlation between attractiveness and bullying in the workplace.

Well, that explains why Captain America has to wash the fire trucks in his station. POW!

11 thoughts on ““I Believe You Have My Stapler”

  1. Jeff Gauch

    I think the authors have it backwards. Ugly people are treated normally, which is poorly because people are bastards. Pretty people get treated better.

  2. Cathy

    And he got paid for this? How stupid do you have to be to not know this? I was raised to treat people the way I want to be treated except for stupid things. With this attitude a lot of talented, amazing, funny, genius, off-the-wall, ugly people have come into my life. Screw pretty I’ll take someone with a brain. Stupid people get treated like shit.

  3. Staasch

    Remember, folks, Beauty may be only skin deep, but Ugly goes right through to the bone!

    God Bless America, The NRA, The Tea Party, Fox News, Danica Patrick, Erin Andrews, Kimberly Guillfoyle and Snookie!

    1. Ferrell Gummitt

      Snookie? Beautiful? Are you’re looking at her through drunk glasses? Because sober she ain’t no Sally Pressman. She was on Army Wives, look her up. The wife is forcing me to watch the DVDs..

    1. Jim Scrummy

      I hide my stapler in my “junk” drawer in my work desk. The other office item worth a nugget of gold is the “stapler puller” as I call it. Hide that too.

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Staasch – I had to look up Guilfoyle. Yummy!

    Ferrell – Sally = Double yummy.

    Old NFO – I’d argue if I could. They’re like gold in my division. 9and I actually have a red Swingline. Works like a charm.)

    Captain – Less fat. LESS FAT!

  5. Bob G.

    Well, that explains why a LOT of dumbasses are “revered”…and usually in charge of the precinct house.
    (when NOT in D.C. screwing the nation)
    Sorry…thinking out loud again.

    Stay safe


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