So yesterday I had to make a run to Lowe’s for a new hose nozzle, PVC end cap, and spackling. (The last item was because Captain America helped me put my mounted TV wires behind the wall.) Any hoo, I pulled into a parking lot at the shopping center and saw the above atrocity.
Some a-hole parked his older model, dinged up, Nissan POS inside four – yes, FOUR – consecutive parking spaces. Judging from the looks of the car – and I stared it for a long while before walking away – its interior most likely reeked of bleach, weed, and shame. I assume the owner stopped at Lowe’s to pick up some duct tape, zip ties, chloroform, stain remover, and a King’s Crown air freshener.
I posted this pic on Twitter yesterday, and Sally Anne had the best response: “Vaseline on the windshield and dog sh*t on the doorhandles should fix it.”
Sadly, I was out of both, so I simply cut the guy’s brake line. /kidding