You Deserve A Check Today


A Michigan man was awarded $700,000 because his local McDonald’s made him food that was not prepared in the Muslim tradition. Seriously, $700,000. Allah snack bar!

A judge has approved a long-awaited $700,000 settlement between a Dearborn McDonalds and people who say they ate chicken sandwiches, that should have been prepared as HALAL: the Muslim equivalent of Kosher.

Ahmed Ahmed, the Dearborn Heights man who represents plaintiffs in the class-action suit, claims he bought a chicken sandwich in September 2011 at the restaurant but found it wasn’t prepared according to Islamic law.

Ahmed Ahmed; the man so nice they named him twice. As a result of the suit, McDonald’s plans to roll our a McFrivolous Shake.

9 thoughts on “You Deserve A Check Today

  1. Robert B.

    “I told the mullah I was a jihadi… (bum-bum-bum-bum)
    He told the ayatola he had a bomb for me….(bum-bum-bum-bum)
    And then the ayatola said these words to me: (bum-bum-bum-bum)

    Bukra, inshallah, fatwa, ramadan you dingdong,
    bukra, inshallah, fatwa ramadan ding-dong.”

    (Sung to the 50′s tune “The Witch Doctor.)

  2. L Frame S&W

    Actually, the two Mickey D’s in this instance had ADVERTISED that they were serving food prepared according to islamic rules, so they were guilty of false advertising.

    Since Mickey D’s can’t manage to prepare food that complies with FDA rules, I can’t understand how anyone could think they could prepare food meeting islamic regulations.

    Not that I give a flying flog at a rolling doughnut about food being prepared according to islamic rules, and would avoid any place that made that claim.

  3. DocRambo

    Yeah, the McD’s got caught for false advertizing. Can you believe these ragheads want Halal chicken in a fast food joint that serves so much pork? I’m sure they keep it separate. I’m sure the money to the Islamic Charities is already on it’s way to multiple terror groups in the Mid East. Pretty soon, the Caliphate of Dearborn will decree that McDonald’s will have to stop serving pork.

  4. John A

    “…the McD’s got caught for false advertizing.”

    Only by implication. The two franchises that advertise they serve Halal actually do so. But the advertisements they put out, while saying things to the effect of “at our location” did so in a way that some thought ALL of the McDs had it, so they just went to any convenient one. Oops. Apparently McD and the judge sort-of agree that the advertisments should have been cleared by the chain , or were improperly cleared, or some such – so the corporate entity is on the hook.


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