Your Feel-Good Story Of The Week

Resident Evil T-Virus

If you’re worried about the dreadful economy, a nuclear-armed Iran, or the prospect of another Adam Sandler movie, I have some good news. We’ll all be dead by dawn.

Officials say a vial containing a virus that can cause hemorrhagic fever has gone missing from a research facility in Galveston, but say there’s no reason to believe there’s a threat to the public.

Yeah, why would hemorrhagic fever be a threat to the public?

The University of Texas Medical Branch said Saturday that there was no breach in the security its Galveston National Laboratory and no indication of wrongdoing. Officials suspect the missing vial containing the Guanarito virus was destroyed during the lab’s cleaning process but the investigation continues.

The Guanarito virus? I think that’s what killed Curly from the Three Stooges!

11 thoughts on “Your Feel-Good Story Of The Week

  1. Jon Brooks

    Whew. It can only be aquired by contact with venezuelan rats, with Chavez dead we only need worry about sean penn now.

  2. TJBBPGOBiii

    I do think we need to study these viruses here in the USof A (not) because how safe do we think we need to be. Especially since none of the nuts are of the scientific varity.

  3. Bob G.

    Why, after reading this, do I have this hankering to watch Ultraviolet and the lovely Mila Jojovich…again?
    (orat least team up with a sheriff’s deputy named RICK)

    Stay safe out there.


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