If you’re worried about the dreadful economy, a nuclear-armed Iran, or the prospect of another Adam Sandler movie, I have some good news. We’ll all be dead by dawn.
Officials say a vial containing a virus that can cause hemorrhagic fever has gone missing from a research facility in Galveston, but say there’s no reason to believe there’s a threat to the public.
Yeah, why would hemorrhagic fever be a threat to the public?
The University of Texas Medical Branch said Saturday that there was no breach in the security its Galveston National Laboratory and no indication of wrongdoing. Officials suspect the missing vial containing the Guanarito virus was destroyed during the lab’s cleaning process but the investigation continues.
The Guanarito virus? I think that’s what killed Curly from the Three Stooges!