Say what you want about Canadians; if nothing else, they have their priorities in order.
A Canadian couple faces domestic assault charges after attacking each other with chips and dip after apparently fighting over the last beer.
Police in Lindsay, Ontario, say they were called early Friday to a home where there had been 15 previously documented domestic disputes. When officers arrived, they found both people covered in chips and dip.
A 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman face charges of domestic-related assault and will appear in court March 28. (H/T – 911)
If the beer was a Molson XXX, I can understand. If they were fighting over a Pabst Blue Ribbon? Not so much.
Why does Coors make a light beer eh?
I’m slightly embarrassed to admit that is very close to where I grew up. But at least Canadian beer is worth fighting over.
Or Labatts… yech…
Maybe there was a mouse in the bottle and they were fighting over it because they’d get a free two-four* as a replacement?
*24-pack of bottles; standard size for home use.
Mmmmmm…Labatts. ASre there female mounties? They’d look sexy in that get-up.
And as they are found guilty of appetizer abuse and led away ‘The Beaver’ turns and yells
“Screw you taxpayers!”.
Roger – It’s a crime against humanity.
Jenn – Absolutely no doubt about that.
Old NFO – Not a fan, but they sponsor Hockey Night in Canada, so they can’t be all bad.
Andy – And a free trip to the Elsinore Brewery.
Dr. Evil – Heh, heh, “Mounties.”
Jon – The woman seriously needs to get Lay-d.
Love the mug shots–which is the woman? Must have been assault chips!
That’s Bob and Doug MacKenzie, hosers.