Yeah, about that Iron Man steampunk pocket watch? Forget it. I. Want. THIS!

How would you like to have this massive ED-209 replica protecting your valuables? Well, you can. This dude is selling this beast on ebay for $25,000. I say take off the props and install some REAL guns on that sucker and start gunning down anything that resists arrest.

“This ED-209 model was made for the movie Robocop 2. It may have been used as a stand-in for the robot during production or created as a marketing piece to promote the movie. It stands at over 10 feet tall on two hind legs built with pneumatic cylinders.”

I’d but that for a dollar!! Besides, I’ve already compiled a list of addresses for ED to visit.