Ted Cruz Is Not Impressed (Interactive) Caption Contest
(Source: Human Events)
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“This is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.”
Dr. Evil, two thumbs up.
Thanks. Never thought I’d quote anything from the Prequels, but here we are!
The laughing hyenas.
Barack Obama receives a standing ovation for his greatest achievement: Just being himself.
Somebody call the animatronic repairman McCain appears to have a shorted out.
The crowd goes wild as John McCain does his impression of the gopher from Caddy Shack.
Cruz (thinking) : “Damn Rubio… that was my water.”
In a related story, Ted Cruz cannot balance a beach ball on his head either.
Ted- Why are applauding a crap sandwich???
(sometimes pronounced WTF).
Let’s hear it for my good friend John McCain and the undocumented immigrant he brought with him.
Tell me again how these people are so freakin’ smart…
Cruz – “I feel like I’m hanging our with my brother’s kids or something.”
World’s worst Macarena dance
Ted secretly longed to be the Maytag Repairman.
Maybe I should have had one of those brownies, too!
Raving applause as the Impostor pulls off a few trick shots with wax bullets, twirls and fast draws: The Master Gunfighter is not amused.
All Those Who Kiss Butt, Stand and Clap
This job is not so hard
Government — Gangnam style…
Though most of Congress appreciated the sentiment Ted didn’t really grasp the meaning when Obama announced that Michelle was going on a cruise.
McCain: “C’mon Ted… More cowbell!!!”