Drive It Like You Stole It Caption Contest
(Source: The Chive)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 11th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
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“Does the oil change special include tire rotation?”
Car Team Obama: FORWARD!!
“First I entered the building, jumped a fountain, went down a flight of stairs… then I lost control.”
“….on a positive note… I don’t need to find a restroom quick anymore…”
‘I had an urge to run for the border.’
“Do you know the way to San Jose?”
Modern Art: Who The Hell Gives a Crap?
The Obama Administration is now planning to outlaw sub compact cars.
“My flux capacitor only has .6 jiggawatts.”
“Its faster than the elevator.”
“I’ll gladly pay you Teusday for a ladder today.”
“Recalculating”
Bwahahahahhahahaha
“Curly and Moe were thrown out at impact.”
“Don’t worry, Sir! That’ll buff right out!”
“I was chasing this flying pig and…….”
When you drive a car that automatically parallel parks, one must be very careful about where you start the process.
“I vant your clothes, leather jacket and motorcycle.”
“Damn! Two more swigs and I would have been to drunk to drive.”
“You should see the other guy.”
“Am I stuck? No no. Just waiting for the concierge.”
“I don’t know….I..I…picked up this hitchhiker name Mayhem and he started laughing and…..”
I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
This isn’t Pismo Beach?
“Ehm tah drunk tah drive…waits a minute…I shouldn’t lissen tah me. ehm DRUNK!”
…”I had Dean Winters on my windshield.”
…”Uh, did I pass my driver’s test?”
…”The sign said, no parking, no stopping, no standing, so I’m just sorta hangin’”
@proof – GPS reference… wish I woulda thought of that one.
Little help?
“If you don’t like my driving then you should stay off the sidewalk.”
I’m here to catch the train.
Driver: Three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Unseen Passenger : And some flapjacks.
Driver: Too early for flapjacks?
(Thanks to Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, and Bill Murray)
“Don’t drive angry Phil.”
“Surely you saw the ‘Do not enter’ sign?”
“No, I didn’t. And don’t call me Shirley!”
Guess I shoulda’ taken the stairs?
You are a shitty driver.
You don’t tell me, I am sitting in it…
“Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear”
It is not a stereotype, if it is always true.
“Am I in South Korea yet?”
“The California DMV issued me a driver’s license.
I tried to tell them I didn’t know how to drive, but….
they didn’t speak Engrish.”
I thought the “D” on the gearshift meant “Down”
“Right turn Clyde.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U