Maybe The Founders Were Wrong?

Spencer Pratt And Heidi MontagMeet Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag; neither are God’s greatest work. These two are famous simply for being famous; a phenomenon I call The Snooki Factor.

These mental defectives recently showed of their gun collection to a stiff-ass Brit’s camera crew, and boasted about their Second Amendment rights… while posing for pictures using terrible trigger discipline.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sparked debate after a Channel 5 documentary aired about the pair on Monday night. The married couple posed with their gun collection while giving a tour of their American home claiming they need the weapons for protection.

In the program, the married couple were shown brandishing their arsenal of weapons including a Benelli semi-automatic shotgun and rapid engagement precision rifle.

After claiming British gun laws are too strict, Spencer opened the room where he stored their guns to show cameras around.

Heidi admitted she takes comfort knowing they have guns in her and Spencer’s Santa Barbara house as she feels unsafe knowing fans could break into the property.

Wow, considering their skyrocketing popularity, they would need what, one, two bullets, tops?

Oh, by the way, every photo in the article shows their fingers on the trigger. Every. Single. Photo.

12 thoughts on “Maybe The Founders Were Wrong?

  1. mushdogs

    Praying they never breed.
    Surprising the article said rapid engagement precision rifle and not uber scary black assault rifle.

  2. John D

    Heidi Montag I’ve heard of. I have no idea what she’s done, but I’ve heard the name. Spencer Pratt rings no bells whatsoever. Does he have a show on the Food Channel? The Home Shopping Network? The Plumbing Channel? Whatever is he he does, I’m sure he’s the best at it.

    One thing we can be sure of is that the Brit media will use this to demonstrate how dumb American gun owners are.

  3. Dr. Evil

    This people should aboslutely own guns. At some point one of these shallow swimmers of the mental gene pool will screw up and shoot both of them accidently. And the tabloids will turn it into a murder-suicide pact crap.

    So owning guns…eventually ridding the world of these bastions of intelligence? Let Operation Two Birds, One Stone commence.

  4. rd

    I once read a blog that referenced this couple thus, “….the ludicrous coupling of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.”

    How perfect is that?

  5. Metoo

    We should take bets on if the next time we hear about the terrible twosome is because one of them turned a gun on the other. Seems like a normal progression in their relationship to me.

  6. Ingineer66

    If I lived in Santa Barbara, I would be nervous that these morons own a .308 rifle. The odds of them shooting somebody 2 blocks away are greater than a surfer getting eating by a great white shark.

  7. Mike47

    OK, something smells here. In order to legally (key word) own a handgun in Kalifornia, one has to take and pass a Handgun Safety Course, after which a card is issued. In that course, one learns (another key word) not to place the Booger Hook on the Bang Switch UNTIL one is sure of the target. Having said that, either these two are complete morons who cannot apply basic safety principles, or, they obtained the firearms illegally.


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