Gone In 60 Wipes

Nicholas Cage Hair Whiteboard

Now you can enjoy the prestige of being Nic Cage’s hairstylist… without the stigma of being in the same room as Nic Cage.

Nicolas Cage, our National Treasure. You either love him or are super creeped out by his weirdo hairline. But not anymore! Now you can give Nic a new ‘do with this Nicolas Cage Hairstyle Whiteboard. Yaaaaay?

It’s designed by Brandon Bird and selling over at Topatoco. $20.

You know, I was worried I didn’t have the perfect birthday gift for Dr. Evil, then BAM!

3 thoughts on “Gone In 60 Wipes

  1. Jim Scrummy

    Okay, I have to admit I did like Nic in the first National Treasure and Honeymoon in Vegas (when SJP was still semi-hawt, granted she’s a full retard libtard and really looks horseyface now). But the rest of his stuff is, craptacularly forgettable. Yet, with all the cash he has earned, he is near bankruptcy and has had to sell off property he owns to pay the bills. Amazing.

  2. Jon Brooks

    He looks best with the top of his head missing as in the photo. Okay maybe a straight line across the top to keep the brain stem from falling out.

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jim – The first National Treasure is very good. I also like Gone in 60 Seconds. That’s about it. (I think I am the only person I know who despised The Rock.)

    Jon – You assume he has a brain stem.


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