
The Ted Cruz Is Not Impressed (Interactive) Caption Contest is now over. (The winners are out early since I’ll be at the hospital all day Monday with my Mom.)
Top Five Entries:
5. Barack Obama receives a standing ovation for his greatest achievement: Just being himself. – John D.
4. Cruz – “I feel like I’m hanging our with my brother’s kids or something.” – Orbitup
3. The crowd goes wild as John McCain does his impression of the gopher from Caddyshack. – Rodney Dill
2. “This is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.” – Dr. Evil
WINNER! – Somebody call the animatronic repairman McCain appears to have a shorted out. – Buzzsaw

Thanks Wyatt! You have my prayers and best wishes for your mom.
rodney…Cruz does look alot like Bill Murray in that picture too.
Glad to read about your mom upstream. Hope the post-op is smooth.
Not to be the nitpicker of the group, but I’d like to point out that McCain was crippled by the North Vietnamese during his stay at the Hanoi Hilton, which is why he has trouble with his arms.
Reminds me of the cracks Dems made back in ’08 that he must be stupid, since has trouble with email. Turns out it’s physically difficult for him to use a keyboard.
P.S. But Cruz does look like Murray.