Bullets Are Done!

Exploding OvenYou know, the saying “shoot you full of hot lead” refers to a projectile after it is fired; not ones that were heated in an Elmira oven.

A woman cooking herself a snack has been wounded after the bullets her roommate left inside the oven exploded and sprayed her with shrapnel.

Aalaya Walker, 18, preheated the oven of her apartment in Tampa, Florida, on Monday to make herself waffles – not knowing that Javarski ‘JJ’ Sandy, 25, had stashed his pistol magazine with four live rounds in the appliance.

Ms Walker was hit in the chest and the leg by shrapnel from at least one round.

Mr Sandy, who legally owns a .45-caliber Glock 21 semiautomatic pistol, told police he took the magazine out of his gun and put it in the oven. He put the gun itself in a drawer. He never explained to officers why he put the clip with four live rounds in the oven.

I’m no doctor, but it might have something to do with the fact that Sandy is a friggin’ moron. As a result of this story, the Obama administration is crafting legislation to ban ovens.

12 thoughts on “Bullets Are Done!

  1. Jon Brooks

    Don’t know why but this story reminded me of the grouse I got hunting out at W. Farmington here in Ohio. My mom dressed them and cooked them for us and me, mom and dad sat around the table eating grouse spitting out birdshot. I can still hear the ..tink…tink..tink… of the shot hitting their plates. They were delicious though.

  2. Jim Scrummy

    Putting .45 caliber rounds in an oven? What part of that is a good idea? Apparently, this Phi Beta Kappa needs to turn in his ring…

  3. Metoo

    O and his admin had better name them all or next thing you know, someone will put their ammunition in the toaster oven or microwave and I hate to think of the carnage that could ensue. (snark,snark) All together, 1,2,3……you can’t fix stupid.

  4. Bob G.

    ALL I could do when I heard THIS story was damn near laugh my ass off…
    Yep, another case of “That Special Kind of STOOPID”
    After all, the Mythbusters already DID a show on that…although they didn’t use an oven.

    Waffles? In an OVEN?
    WTF country does THIS EEEdiot come from?
    (Aso wonder if that oven was ELECTRIC or GAS?)

    Roll safe out there.


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