A recent medical report has proven what the men in this town have known for years: Philly women are batsh*t insane.
It’s a mysterious, newly discovered disease that strikes mainly young women, and it’s often misdiagnosed. Doctors who discovered it, here in Philadelphia, say it’s like your brain is on fire. Young women dazed, restrained in hospital beds, acting possessed and then becoming catatonic. They’d been so normal, when suddenly their lives went haywire.
“One minute I’d be sobbing, crying hysterically, and the next minute I’d be laughing, said Susannah Cahalan. And it got worse for Emily Gavigan, who was a sophomore at the University of Scranton. Hospitalized, and out of it, she couldn’t control her arm movements.
Turns out, Susannah and Emily weren’t mentally ill. They both had an auto immune disease called Anti-NMDA Receptor Encephalitis, when antibodies attack the brain, causing swelling.
Oh please. It’s not some new disease. It’s PMS, and every woman in Philadelphia has it every day of their lives! /zing
And?
That post is gonna get me in trouble……………………
Narf!
Howdy Wyatt, say, what the heck makes you think its limited to Philadelphia ?!?
All women are crazy. Some are just more crazy than others.
LDIV – Oh, most definitely.
Veeshir – Sorry, but this post was due some heavy sarcasm.
Real – Good point. It’s probably worldwide.
Ingineer66 – No doubt about it.
Do you know that Narf! is from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain?
I wonder if this is a global worming related plague.
I mean, what kind of religion except a ridiculous one would have a plague of brain-burning in Phillly?
We have the obamaphone lady here in Cleveland, does she count?
Wyatt:
I can agree with you 100% on THIS.
(Not that some in “Joisey” are wrapped any tighter)
Still, St Maria Goretti Girls USED to be halfway sane…except on Friday nights…lol.
(don’t ask…won’t tell)
Roll safe