Next Stop Pottersville Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 21st. Good luck!
Original Caption: Police officers stand around a local train that derailed and crashed into a residential building in Saltsjobaden outside Stockholm in this picture taken by Scanpix Sweden.
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Liberal dream of “Door to Door” Public Transportation goes horribly awry.
Lindsay Lohan’s stint as a train engineer was short, but eventful.
Reshooting the train scene in ‘ Joe Kidd ‘ goes awry for 84 year old Clint Eastwood.
No wonder IKEA wants Americans to assemble their own furniture.
Witnesses report hearing the drunken conductor chanting…”I think I can, I think I can, I KNOW I can, I KNOW I can..”
“Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey jones is ready, watch your speed…”
“This is not the HO gauge that we are looking for.”
Mad scientist Nick Tesla didn’t expect this when he turned on the ultraX magnet.
The driver must have had LOCO MOTIVES!
Obama: “No you morons… I wanted to stay at a resort with a Choom Choom Room.”
(I almost picked this picture for the OTB Contest on Thursday)
A reboot of the Philadelphia Experiment brought back old memories in Hans.
Liberals…. can’t shoot ‘em, can’t train ‘em.
Bloomberg is now considering banning all trains.
“No, Chief. This is a REAL train wreck… not the G.O.P. strategy for 2012!
Pulling a train at the kardashian house.
“Took the midnite train going aaaaannnnyyyyy WHHHEEEEERRRREEEEE!!!!”
(Sorry all, they just keep coming to me, clearly I am not doing my job this afternoon.)
Magneto has a sneezing fit.
“Dad… I asked for a toy train set!”
Divorced parents always try too hard.
Milwaukee’s Best beer ad doesn’t quite measure up to the Coors Light Silver Bullet ads….
Amtrak… Dare to ride the rail.
Seems like a silly place to build a house.
I knew I should have taken a right turn at Albuquerque.
That’s one mean engineer… must be the bi-Polar Express.
Annoyed Detective to Officer on the scene, “Did you actually see the house hit the train?”
Officer, “Well no”
Detective, “And prior to you storming into the house with your guns drawn did you think to get a warrant?”
Officer, “Well but, the house was trying to get away”
Detective, “And where is the house now?”
Officer “Well sir, it got away.”
Detective “Then we’re done here.”
Detective: “…and just how did you find the train that hit the house.”
Officer: “I followed its tracks.”
Bad tracks; not just for heroin addicts anymore
Ohhhh…. THAT’S the brake.
Seems lile an extreme way to illustrate US economic policy, but it works.
Helen Thomas was charged for negligent injury and property damage when the police realized she caused the train wreck by walking too close to the railroad tracks. They came to the conclusion the old saying, “So ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road” was not an exaggeration.
The first experimental, inflatable train engineer project came to a screeching halt when someone realized that plastic was not a conductor.
That WAS the last train to Clarksville
“Here, hold my beer ‘n watch this”
So then he said, ‘Watch this.’
That damned coyote is painting tracks again.
“I hear the whistle blowin’,
It’s comin’ round the bend,
And I ain’t seen the sunshine in…
Holy cr*p! It’s coming straight at us! “
Mind the gap.
“She used to bring my post
Twenty years ago,
She used to bring the mail to me
Through the ice and snow.
I sat alone and watched her
Steaming through the night,
Ninety tons of thunder
LIghting up the sky.
She was the princess of the night
Who saw the writing on the wall.
She was the princess of the night
Take a ride across the sky…”
–Saxon, “Princess Of The Night”
How women must feel when they go black and not come back. Happy Martin Luther King Day.
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