It’s Time To Re-Tire Caption Contest
(Source: The Chive)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 14th. Good luck!
(For the record, this is in the 24th District, my first assignment.)
Other Current Contests:
Rodney Dill
Subject To Change
Wizbang
Guess I need to lay off the jelly donuts. I wore the wheels right off of this thing.
A Jelly donut?!
I know that police budgets are tight, but you’d think the city would have sprung for the optional tires!
We’re clearly looking for a suspect with enormous balls…
You get the chalk. I’ll outline the tires.
First Cop: Hey, they stole our damned tires! Better get on the radio and call this in.
Second Cop: Can’t, they took that too.
Ah man…what’s that number we call again when crimes occur?
Where’s the damned Michelin Man when we need him?
The main reason Detroit CSI never got their own show.
Officers McCormick and Yates took care of the problem by visiting the XXL donut shop.
Clap on!! Clap off!!
Put out an APB for a NASCAR Pit Crew.
Dispatch: “What’s your location?”
Officer: “We’re in front of The Four Jacks.”
The saddest part of the story? Dispatch asking if we were in pursuit.
Could be more than just the patrol car re-tired after this incident!
“This never happens to Batman!”
“All units be on the lookout for a pudgy white male with a goofy looking grin, wearing nothing but a blue banner. He looks like officer Earp – pre Weight Watchers.”
Yet another day for our “men-in-blue” in their “TIRE-LESS” pursuit of crime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because of budget cuts the dept. is required to preform maintenance on it’s vehicles. Here we see Phiily’s finest servicing the brakes on their patrol car.
Were the wheels there when we parked.
“Joe, I think the Captain was serious when he suggested that maybe it was time for both of us to RETIRE!”
Officers get their first look at patrol car after new budget goes into affect.
Mayor Nutter says “slower patrolling will cut down on homicides”.
OK, Joe, I’m confused – when filling out the report – are we the victims or the first policemen on the scene?
“Whaddya mean you thought there were 16 donuts in a dozen.”
“The witness said the car that took the tires had illinois plates ‘BDR529′”
The officers forgot that it was the Mayor’s day to nuse the tires.
And use them.