The White Flag Must Have Come Out

Lauren Block Cleveland Stripper

UPDATE: Lauren died today (1-8). All joking aside, my prayers are going out for her family.

Because this was most likely Lauren Block’s last lap . . . dance.

A 22-year-old stripper is fighting for her life after she fell head first off a 15-foot balcony while performing a lap dance. The stripper, identified as Lauren Block, suffered major head trauma after plunging from the balcony of Christie’s Cabaret in Cleveland, Ohio.

Pasquale Storino was the man that she was giving a lap dance to at the time. Storino told Cleveland police the employee attempted a tricky dance move before she tumbled over the railing on the second floor of the strip club.

“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance/jump move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.”

In fairness, Storino should have received a refund for the lap dance. Well, either that or five minutes alone with her in the hospital.

Yes, I denounce myself.

6 thoughts on “The White Flag Must Have Come Out

  1. Dr. Evil

    That’s hilarious. FUNNIESt HORRIBLEST story of my life occured at a Gent’s Club. Friend was DJ there for 1st time. We all went to support him. As Stinky (the all time champion at boozing) is getting a lap dance BAM, dancer keels over. She unfortunately decided it would be necessary to take a metric ton of cocaine before her shift. She did pass.

    Now…ourselves being the horrible people we are, convince the DJ to play (in order) 80′s smash hit “I Just Died in Your Arms Tonite” followed by “Send Me an Angel”. We thought it was hilarious. We have never been back to that club. We have been invited to hell.

  2. Jack Rackim

    Having read the story and seeing the picture, is hooters now selling lap dances ?
    I’d like to see her tricky dance move especially since it was a lap dance.
    And Wyatt, you are evil.

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jack – It’s a cropped photo of her and friends dressed up for Halloween. She doesn’t work at Hooters. At least I don’t think so.

    Veeshir – Yeah, there has to be a better way to make your mark with Satan.

    RD – All kidding aside, I do, too. Terrible story.

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