The victim was most likely a huge bosom fan, so it’s ironic that he was killed by them. You know what they say, live by the funbags, die by the funbags.
Donna Lange, 51, from Everett, Washington, is reported to have thrown herself down on top of her boyfriend at midday on Saturday.
Police arrived at the scene following reports of shouting coming from inside the mobile home and found Lange lying on top of her boyfriend.
Witnesses say they heard the man, who shared the mobile home with Lange, pleading with her to get off of him. One witness said: “She had her chest on his face – she smothered him to death.”
As a result of this story, the Obama administration is crafting legislation to ban boobies.