Dessie Mitcheson was named Maxim’s 2013 Hometown Hottie. Dessie, if that is her real name, hails from Apollo, Pennsylvania. PA in da house!!!
Aspiring models across the country submitted photos of themselves in bikinis, lingerie and less in the annual Maxim Magazine Hometown Hottie contest.
“Every year Maxim puts out the call that we’re looking to find the most beautiful girl next door in America and every year thousands and thousands of women submit their photos,” Maxim Editor-in-chief Dan Bova [said]. “We cull it down to the top 1,000, and it goes online. We go from a thousand down to a hundred to the top 10, down to number one. Who is …”
Dessie Mitcheson from Apollo, Pennsylvania!
The bastards at Maxim elected me Mister Congeniality. Yeah, thanks for nothing.
I got Most Likely To Comment on a Shoddy Blog. Er…that is…
Wyatt:
I suppose it could have been “worse”…
She COULD have hailed from INTERCOURSE, PA..
(yowzah)
Or, BLUE BALL…!
(oh, the possibilities)
Roll safe.