Sparing No Expense

Cheez ItsWhile the inauguration in-crowd was wined and dined, Obama’s grunts were served food fit for a serf.

Of course, questioning the inauguration menu is racist. Or something.

They knocked on doors for him and helped him win re-election, but when Obama supporters put on their tuxedos and ball gowns to celebrate the start of his second term in office, they feasted on pretzels, peanuts and Cheez-its.

“This is the food? I’m not too thrilled about it. It’s for the birds,” said Ben Shelly, who helped mobilize support for Obama on the Navajo reservation in Arizona.

One floor down in a concrete basement nearly a third of a mile long, horn-rimmed hipsters, thirty-something Latino couples and middle-aged African-Americans lined up for $10 cocktails and $3 bottles of water. While some got tickets for as little as $60 each, organizers asked wealthy donors to kick in as much as $1 million to cover the costs.

Bawahahahaha! Millions of dollars to cover the costs and the peons snack on Cheez-Its, pretzels, and peanuts. Classy guy, that Obama.

12 thoughts on “Sparing No Expense

  1. Dr. Evil

    “A little revolution every now and then is a good thing.” -Thomas Jefferson

    It’s time folks, it’s time.

  2. realwest

    Well Hell, Wyatt – Obama can’t run for office anymore (anything other than POTUS of the U.N. would be a step down for him) so rewarding all the grunts who worked SO HARD for his re-election would be a waste of good money. IF Obama doesn’t need you, he has NO USE for you at all.

    When you think about it, that’s his same attitude to the U.S.A. too. Yep, small town guy, affirmative action Ivy league educated Community Organizer – most of his wealth – at least that we know of – came from the two books “he” wrote about himself and the bucks he’s saved since being POTUS. He can’t run for re-election so he doesn’t need the help of those grunts, so let ‘em eat Cheez-its.

    1. Jon Brooks

      Hate to tell you this Realwest but there is a push on to see if the 27th (?) can be ammended or deleted so he can run..over and over and over and…….

  3. metoo

    It amazes me that his minions either don’t see or choose to overlook the hypocrisy he displays at every turn.

  4. Jim Scrummy

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! SUCKAS! I can eat cheez-its (Cheddar Jack are the favorites in the Scrummy household), for about $2.50 a box vs. $60. Math, it’s hard for dhimmicrats to figure out. Zero has zero use for you now, you are nothings you zerobots, nothings. SUCKAS!

  5. loaded dice in vegas

    Dennis Miller coined a new word, “Chicagoize”. Seems to fit the spectacle……………

  6. Jim from Hatboro

    Still trying to erase the mental image of a basement a third of a mile long, full of “horn-rimmed hipsters.” A real Algonquin Round Table there, sounds like.

  7. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Dr. Evil – It’s not time until Obama’s third term. Oh yeah, it’s coming.

    Old NFO – Really??? Bawahahahaha!

    Real – And the low-information voters still love him. It’s priceless!

    Metoo – They see it. They just don’t care.

    Jim – Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its are teh awesome!

    Proof – Lousy Kobe beef!

    LDIV – That’s pretty good. I’ll have to steal it.

    Jim – Dozens and dozens of douchey Illuminati. Pass.

  8. Jon Brooks

    Shame the union goons forced them out of business or he could have sprung for some Hostess Twinkies.

  9. Bob G.

    Cripes, that’s the kind of food found in bowls along the bar at the taproom along Fkd Ave near Princeton…AFTER SHIFT!

    Stay safe out there.

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