Pr0n star and human stain Ron Jeremy has been admitted to the hospital with a heart aneurysm.
A heart aneurysm? Really?? Here I always thought the Hedgehog would meet his end by accidentally flushing his member down the toilet.
Oh well, live and learn.
Legendary porn star and pop-culture hero Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital following his second surgery after he almost died when an aneurysm burst near to his heart.
The 59-year-old, who has been voted the industry’s number one performer of all time drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital yesterday afternoon experiencing severe chest pain.
Doctors examined the porn actor, discovered the seriousness of his condition and transferred him to the ICU – where he was prepped for surgery.
I assume that’s a typo and they meant Jeremy was prepped for a threesome.