Morning Gore-y, Evening Disgrace

Chantal Beyer Gored By RhinoMeet South Africa’s Chantal Beyer. Chantal is an animal-loving hippie, and she spent some time at an animal refuge this week.

Chantal’s guide asked her to move closer to the rhino so he could take her picture. Big mistake.

Chantal Beyer, 24, was visiting the South African nature park with her boyfriend when they stopped to look at some rhinos. [G]uide Alex Richter then advised them to stand a little closer seconds before the animal gored her from behind.

Just after the picture was taken, a huge bull rhino attacked, and its horn penetrated Ms Beyers’ chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs.

Ms Beyer is now in an intensive care unit where she is said to be in stable condition.

Thankfully, Spider-man arrived moments later and transported The Rhino to Ryker’s Island.

15 thoughts on “Morning Gore-y, Evening Disgrace

  1. Ingineer66

    Nice of the guy to use her as a human shield to keep himself from getting gored. Chivalry is dead.

  2. Jim Scrummy

    I’ll never forget when I went to Yellowstone Park many moons ago (summer of 1989), and saw an American Buffalo standing about 30 yards from the road. I stopped to take a few pictures of the animal while standing next to our vehicle. Then the buffalo started moving away further into the pasture, and out of the corner of my right eye I see three people take off running after the Buffalo, to get a picture. Why are people stupid? Then I noticed the license plate on their car, they were from NY, probably never been to the “country”, thinking they were in the Bronx Zoo? Luckily, nothing happened to spook the Buffalo.

  3. Jon Brooks

    Those must be Al Gore’s b*stard children. Since he stabbed the people at his ex-TV station in the back they were just doing what comes natural thru genetics.

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    John D – And neither use protection. Isn’t that right, President Clinton?

    Ingineer66 – In fairness, the rhino was only trying to look up her skirt.

    Jim – Yeah, that thing charges and it’s game over.

    Jon – And now, al-Jazeera has a foothold in the Americas. Thanks, ManBearPig!

  5. Jack Rackim

    What is wrong with people? Especially Chantal? They were with WILD animals. That wasn’t a petting zoo. And what a knucklehead the guide was for suggesting a picture. All three of them seem to be qualified to be low information voters here in our country.

  6. JT

    When something like this happens, ya gotta look for the silver lining.

    At least the rhino wasn’t in the rut at the time.

  7. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Dr. Evil – Nice Family Guy reference.

    Jack – Yeah, the tour guide should be fired at the very least. At worst, fed to the lions. I’m a giver.

    JT – Nicely crafted.

Comments are closed.