Jabba The Hutt: Infidel?

Jabbas Palace Lego Set

A Turkish group is claiming Lego’s “Jabba’s Palace” set is racist. Be advised, there is so much stupid in this article, that you’ll probably want to stick a thermal detonator in your mouth.

Lego has been accused of racism by the Turkish community over a Star Wars toy allegedly depicting a mosque. The critics claim that the Jabba’s Palace model, part of Lego’s Star Wars range, offends Muslims as it resembles the Hagia Sophia mosque in Istanbul – one of the world’s most renowned mosques.

Pfft, many Muslims today make the Tusken Raiders look like Jehovah’s Witnesses . . .

But hey, even scruffy-looking nerf-herders have feelings. Or something.

Members of the Turkish Cultural Community of Austria group also accused the toy manufacturer of depicting Asians as having “deceitful and criminal personalities.”

A statement posted on the organization’s website refers to Jabba the Hutt as a “terrorist” and says that he “likes to smoke hookah and have his victims killed.”

Yeah, the last thing we need is people thinking radical Muslims smoke hookah and kill people. Oh wait . . .

12 thoughts on “Jabba The Hutt: Infidel?

  1. Jon Brooks

    Ah the religion of perpetual indignation. Gotta love em. Really. You gotta love em or die. So is islamic rage boy chiming in on this too?

    ‘These are not the pedophiliac, head chopping, bomb planting, taqqiya spouting drones you are looking for.”

  2. Wes S.

    “One of the world’s most renowned mosques?” Ahem.

    The Hagia Sophia was originally built as one of the world’s most renowned Christian cathedrals – by the Roman Emperor Justinian, in the sixth century – before the Muslims usurped it during the Dark Ages.

    So frankly, the profaning of the Hagia Sophia by a bunch of Muslims offends me.


  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jon – Well, the Jedi mind trick does work on feeble minds . . . like the Muzzies.

    Robert – In fairness, Jabba lives in his own filth.

    Wes – “Check out the big brain on Brad!” Didn’t know that, but did know they build mosques near great victories . . . like Ground Zero.

    Old NFO – Apparently this faux organization does. They sound as ridiculous as CAIR.

  4. Dr. Evil

    In addition, Star Wars is also being sued by the following ethnicities for these reasons:
    Norwegians are pissed Gamorreans looks like Vikings
    Egyptians feeling the Sand People reflect their culture
    Japanese are pissed that samurai are called Jedi in a galaxy far, far away.
    The Russians are pissed the Battle of Hoth to closely resembled the Battle of Stalingrad
    The Hovitos of South America (circa 1936) claiming C-3PO resembles their fertility idol, and Han Solo stole it from them!

    …NO WAIT…as I wrote this George Lucas changed Star Wars. AGAIN.

  5. Jim Scrummy

    As others have mention, the mosque was “stolen” from the Christians. Funny, not sure if the Turks are really a friend (they’re not) to the west or USA. What did the Danish do to PO the islamists/jihadis, other that create a Lego playset for 9-14 year olds? Talk about a bassackwards culture. Of course the jihadis want us all dead or in dhimmitude, and the cool part is we get to pick!

  6. Ingineer66

    Everything must be peaches and cream in Turkey if all they have to worry about is what a Lego play-set looks like.

  7. Jim from Hatboro

    I’m offended the playset doesn’t include a super-hawt Carrie Fisher in slave togs to play with.

  8. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Dr. Evil – That, sir, was a Tour de Force.

    Rick – It should at least relax them a little.

    Jim – Turkey is no friend of the U.S. Trust me.

    Ingineer66 – Of course. It’s an Islamist paradise.

    Jim – Seconded!

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