I’ve Got A Secret

Candice Swanepoel VS CoverVictoria’s Secret Candice Swanepoel is stalking me.

I mean, I can’t say I blame her, because I am one hell of a catch. Besides being a successful blogger, I’m also a published author, and an all-around sexy beast.

That being said, the hero-worship is a little embarrassing. I received your texts, Candice, and I’ll get back to you when I’m not so busy. Jeez!

The cover of the Victoria’s Secret annual Swim Catalog is like the Fantasy Bra of the brand’s yearly Runway Show. It’s a coveted spot that the Angel’s compete for every season.

And for 2013, it looks like sultry South African Angel, Candice Swanepoel, was given the honor for the third time in a row – wearing the new Very Sexy Bandeau bikini, “a retro inspired” push-up.

This is the third time in a row the model has been chosen to star on the catalog, which is celebrating its sixteenth year. The blonde also scored the Swim cover in 2012 and 2011.

She’s from South Africa? I wonder if she has diplomatic immunity?

4 thoughts on “I’ve Got A Secret

  1. Billy Quizboy

    I’m warning you Wyatt, stay the hell away from my girlfriend! You’ve already got Christina Hendricks.

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