He’ll want some donuts to go with it.
Luckily for him, a group of other pork products were in the area, trying to catch the pesky porker. You know, I’ve made the local news once or twice in my career – mostly in background footage. For this story, I’d pass.
A pig led police on a chase through a south Phoenix neighborhood Thursday. The pig escaped in a neighborhood near 19th Avenue and Roeser. Police followed the animal by car and on foot, even trying to round him up with a lasso. And it was all caught on tape.
This pig really gave officers a run for their money today, proving to be very elusive as they tried to pin down this porker. It’s a hot pursuit like we’ve never seen before.
Police scanner: “Hey Mike, do you think you can go on the east side and block the alley, he outsmarted us and already went out the gate…” (H/T – Smite)
I’m just going to sit back and let you guys go hog wild with this one in the comments section.
I’m gonna make a ham sandwich and ponder this swinish story………………
So… is the pig in the Pokey???
If they catch him and make bacon, is it considered cannibalism?
Does the blast effect of a .40 round affect the quality of the meat?
LDIV – With a side of bacon.
Old NFO – Well played, sir.
Jenn – Yes, but it’s considered deliciously acceptable.
Doc – It changes it to “smoked” meat.
When I was a kid, my dad and I were somewhere where we saw a guy that was quite bow-legged.
My dad said “he’ll never stop a pig in an alley”.
And… I gotta tell ya, I didn’t get it at first.