Go (Away) Daddy

Jillian Michaels And Danica PatrickThe domain name giant Go Daddy is shaking things up during the Super Bowl this year.

And not in a good way.

They stopped tickling your fancy in favor of tickling your funny bone. This is a move I suspect will be very popular. /snark

Fans of the Go Daddy Super Bowl ads featuring sexy gals in tiny bikinis may be disappointed by at least one of the company’s commercials this year.

Go Daddy is known for their risqué ads during the annual football game, but this year the web-hosting site is trying a new comedy approach with one of their spots.

Why can’t you do both? Just have some hot piece of arse walk down a hallway, trip, and have her bra fall off. Problem solved.

6 thoughts on “Go (Away) Daddy

  1. Robert B.

    Wyatt, I don’t even know what Go-Daddy sells, but if they’d use your idea for a commercial, I’d buy it.

  2. Dr. Evil


    Sorry, I got the red rings of death on my XBox. I am unhappy about this.

  3. Jim Scrummy

    I always thought the Go-Daddy ads were, meh. I guess not being a fan of Danica has something to do with the meh. She’s the most over-rated and over-exposed race car driver today, and yet somehow as a “brand” she is worth millions?

  4. Jon Brooks

    Then a large pit bull runs up to her from behind after she gets up and pulls her shorts down like an old Coppertone bill board ad?

  5. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Robert B. – Oh yeah, I’m a marketing genius.

    Dr. Evil – Wait on a new system. Xbox and Playstation are looking at releasing new systems around Christmas. Good time for you to start playing World of Tanks.

    Jim – She’s hot, but yeah, she’s no Dale Earnhardt. She’s not even a Dale Gribble.

    John D – It’s unanimous. I’m a super-genius!

    Jon – It’s win-freakin-win!

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