Despite what you may think, Canada has its fair share of street crime. Take this woman, who was shot in the chest during a dispute. Her life was saved by – get this – her breast implants.
This, my lovely female readers, is why you should all get breast augmentation surgery. Really, aren’t you worth it?
A Canadian woman says her surgically enhanced breasts saved her life when her ex-boyfriend shot her.
[Eileen] Likness said a bullet fired from Fernando (Frank) Chora’s 9mm handgun grazed her right arm before traveling through both her surgically enhanced breasts and through her left forearm.
She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, according to her testimony. The projectile’s path through her body all but deflated her boosted breasts.
Chora faces charges of attempted murder and aggravated assault with a weapon in connection with the Jan. 2, 2006, incident. (H/T – 911)
This week, I’m ditching my Kevlar vest and surrounding myself with breast implants when I’m at work. It seems to be the prudent thing to do.