Sofia The First

Sofia Vergara Black And White Swimsuit

Okay, she’s not a Disney princess, but Sofia Vergara is the best thing to come out of Colombia since cocaine crude oil.

The Modern Family actress took to social networking to show off her enviable body on Thursday and treated her legions of fans to quite an eyeful.

The playful Colombian sported a daring black and white Agent Provocateur cutaway one piece while holidaying in Miami, Florida, and it’s clear, unlike most, she didn’t hit the turkey and Christmas chocolates too hard.

Or she did and, like any self-respecting model, threw them up. I’m just sayin’.

9 thoughts on “Sofia The First

  1. Jim Scrummy

    Mmmmm Boobehs! Thank you Wyatt, I needed to see some boobehs. The boobehs have a hypnotizing effect on me. I feel much calmer now….

  2. Bob G.

    I would have opted for her being the best thing to come out of Colombia since COFFEE…but to each his own…LOL.
    (and Juan Valdez isn’t bitchin’ either…!)


    ROll safe out there.

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    John D – A really caring man would hold back her hair, as well.

    Jim – They are what make the world go ’round.

    Old NFO – Plus the pieces in the back; assuming she has any.

    Bob G. – Cocaine is stronger.

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