Whitesnake, Pick Up The Courtesy Phone

Your talents are needed for this creepy and disturbing eBay ad.

Meet Lexxa Ridley. Lexxa is fated to make a living by headlining her local strip club. of course, with Lexxa’s looks, she’ll be headlining on Tuesday afternoons.

She can thank her white trash father for that.

In a bid to sell his vintage car on eBay, Kim Ridley, from Oregon, decided to enlist the help of his 20-year-old daughter Lexxa – by getting her to pose provocatively with, and on, the car so he could upload them to his eBay site.

More than a dozen images show the tattooed, pierced-lip, bottle blonde leaning over the Z-Series, some with a birds-eye-view shot of either her cleavage or butt cheeks – which are just about covered with a pair of black panties.

Strangely enough, I don’t have much of a problem with Dad whoring out his own daughter to sell a crappy car. I have a very big problem with Dad whoring out his ugly daughter to sell a crappy car.

There, I said it.

12 thoughts on “Whitesnake, Pick Up The Courtesy Phone

  1. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Rick – “You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.” – Roddy Piper, They Live

    DR – You’re a better man than I.

    Randal – The Datsun . . . by a hair.

  2. Jim Scrummy

    Thanks Wyatt, now I feel old. She’d be headlining Monday afternoons at the ol’ “Poon-n-Tang” strip club/bottle shop. Using your daughter? No wonder this country is going in the crapper.

  3. Dr. Evil

    I can see the AD:

    Can no longer afford, too high maintenance. Does have custom paint, and extra chrome. With a little TLC, this could be a classic ride. Not much left tread on tires though.

    *******Car not included*********

  4. Wes S.

    Wow. Tattoos, peroxide, likely a meth addiction and – bonus! – she’s from the most upstanding family in the trailer park.

    Who wouldn’t want to bring her home to Mom?

    *facepalm*

  5. Bob G.

    Wyatt:
    Why am I thinking the phrase “coyote ugly”, and WHY does she have what looks like the grocery list on her arm?
    (or is that the list of boyfriends that have run screaming from the trailer park…in TEARS?)
    ;)

    Roll safe.

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