Bucket Of Bolts Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 19th. Good luck!
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Sequestration hits the Imperial Storm Troopers.
Imperial Secretary of Defense John Kerry stops by to visit the troops.
In every batch of clones, there is always one reject.
Retardo-trooper.
Timmy always managed to stand out in a crowd.
Alert to all troopers! We have been infiltrated by a tubular spy from the Colgate system!
My barber could of at least removed my helmet when I requested a “flat-top”.
“Aw, the new guy’s going to ruin our image. Can we get him a desk job?”
~~~Sung to the tune of ‘Frosty The Snowman’~~~ *
Johnny the storm trooper
Had a five gallon water bucket head.
He was six foot three
And he said to me,
“I like biscuits.”
*… and stolen almost entirely from Larry the Cableguy.
Can you find the supervisor?
R2D2 attempts to blend in.
Obama assured us that his budget cuts would only effect 20% of the troops.
“I’ll have you know this bucket made the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs!”
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“Here come ol’ flattop, he come groovin’ up slowly”
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“What kind of brain did you get for that clone, Eye-gore.”
“Abbie something… Abbie-normal?”
Clone army version of the ‘red shirt’
Though Ned was ostracized by his comrades, Ned’s children loved always having a place to sit to watch a parade.
@proof: Eating what was in the bucket gave him the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
“The annual Stormtrooper’s Tailhook Convention gets photobombed.”
Though I ROTFLed at CO-MC-50′s suggestion…
The Storm Troopers Union is forced to accept bucket heads in their diversity program.
Aren’t you a little tall for a Storm Trooper?
The guy who was standing behind Greedo poses with friends after getting out of the Imperial Hospital.
Trooper 1245 was dropped on his head as a child.
Another one who ignored the advice: Don’t run with laser scissors.
One of the drunken storm troopers yelled…”Hey guys watch this!”
“Luke I am your container!”
Trooper 1436 regrets telling 1245 to..”Get it off his mind.”
No matter how he tried, Kanye never felt like he fit in with the Kardashians.
“Aren’t you a little tall to a stormtrooper?”
“Aren’t you a little tall to be a stormtrooper?”
when you make a clone of a clone…
This isn’t the dork we’re looking for….
Wreckless Kelly joins the dark side.
Don’t ask don’t tell did not work out for the Empire either…
[singing]One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong[/singing]
“Hey! Why do you guys keep calling me chum!”
“You’re not wearin’ the Superman T-shirt under the clone armor, are you Sloth?”
“Hey…. you…. guys….”
Storm Troopers Reunion infultrated by Bucket heads. Anyone who recognizes the infultrater contact your Eyewitness News Team
You think this is bad? You shoud see the jarheads.
Stop calling me “Bucket Puss”! My name is “Pale Face”! Get it right!
We better regroup elsewhere before Wyatt puts us in one of his caption contests!