Consider this a piece offering after Tuesday morning’s stinky fish fry.
Fergie has never looked sexier. The Black Eyed Peas singer doesn’t leave much to the imagination in new ads for her latest perfume Viva, in which she shows off her amazing cleavage.
Fergie – whose full name is Stacy Ann Ferguson – is seen striking a pose at the foot of a curving staircase wearing a clingy black leather and lace mini dress that shows off her shapely legs and ample bosom.
You know, I’m a morbidly-obese, hideously-disfigured, slow-witted cretin. That being said, I know I can get Fergie. No, I haven’t started sprinkling my bacon with crack. I have seen this girl’s history, though. Sooner or later, she’ll be back on the meth; then Chesty LaRue will be enjoying the penthouse suite at the Wyatt Regency Hotel.