Viva Las Tatas

Consider this a piece offering after Tuesday morning’s stinky fish fry.

Fergie has never looked sexier. The Black Eyed Peas singer doesn’t leave much to the imagination in new ads for her latest perfume Viva, in which she shows off her amazing cleavage.

Fergie – whose full name is Stacy Ann Ferguson – is seen striking a pose at the foot of a curving staircase wearing a clingy black leather and lace mini dress that shows off her shapely legs and ample bosom.

You know, I’m a morbidly-obese, hideously-disfigured, slow-witted cretin. That being said, I know I can get Fergie. No, I haven’t started sprinkling my bacon with crack. I have seen this girl’s history, though. Sooner or later, she’ll be back on the meth; then Chesty LaRue will be enjoying the penthouse suite at the Wyatt Regency Hotel.

9 thoughts on “Viva Las Tatas

  1. AjdShootist

    I would but im getting worse in my choices these days, by the way Wyatt always double check the spelling on anything
    you take from The Daily Mail they are one of the worst UK papers for bad spelling and poor writing, i know i read it every day,in my youth years and years ago i was a type setter in a printers cant spell but can spot a spelling mistake
    at ten paces.

  2. John D

    Mimi Du Jour: “Is this some kind of bust?”

    Frank Drebin: “Yes, ma’am, it’s very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.”

  3. Jim Scrummy

    I guess she’s hawt? She’s always reminded me of a druggie stripper who got lucky in the music biz. Of course the music biz is full of pimps, whores, and drugs, so I guess she fits right in?

    You are correct in your assessment of addicts, particularly drug addicts. Many go off the wagon, and it’s not a matter of if, but when. Seen it with many of my former friends. I may be a DH by not associating with them anymore, since many fell off the wagon. But, I don’t trust them around me or my family. Nor do I need their hassles or drama.

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Metoo – Better her than the stinky clam I posted about yesterday.

    AjdShootist – Yeah, they make SYLG look Dickensian.

    John D – And me without my hiking boots.

    Jim – That’s actually a good plan. Let them earn your trust, but always keep one eye on them.

    Robbie – I know, right! Oh, I’ve said too much.

  5. realwest

    Ya know Wyatt, when she’s all made up and outfitted that way, she looks hawt.

    But you shouldn’t have said that: “You know, I’m a morbidly-obese, hideously-disfigured, slow-witted cretin.”
    I for one, don’t think you’re a MORBIDLY or Hideously anything. Of course you know yourself better than I do.
    But if you want to keep posting photos of HOT looking wimmin, keep on doing it!!!

  6. MelP

    Damn, it looks like she’s had more face work done. Add to that, implants that would make Pam Anderson jealous.

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