The Devil Steals Prada

Meet Daniel James Bradley. Handsome devil, ain’t he?

Daniel, the pride of Merced, California, fancies himself a superhero. Sadly, Daniel lives in Bizarro world, because his superhero persona slaps women around and takes their belongings.

Danny is now spending time in the Phantom Zone, praying his webbing will seal his personal orifices. Good luck with that.

Daniel James Bradley, 22, was snared Saturday afternoon by Merced cops and booked into the county jail in lieu of $65,000 bail.

Bradley approached the 24-year-old victim and demanded, “Give me your purse.” The woman, who thought Bradley was carrying a gun, ran away, screaming for help. Bradley was subsequently apprehended and both the victim and a witness identified him as the would-be robber.

Investigators recovered a metal pipe Bradley had been holding. When asked about his superhero costume, the suspect explained that it was part of his “disguise.”

Um, did this genius have a mask to complete his “disguise?”

4 thoughts on “The Devil Steals Prada

  1. Jim Scrummy

    Just by looking at his picture you posted, yeah he’s a psycho. Luckily the woman wasn’t hurt. Danny is gonna be someone’s bitch at county.

    I just can’t fix stupid.

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