The Boogie Board Of The Rings

Apparently, this woman’s belly button ring tried to throw itself into Mount Doom.

Firefighters in Colorado say a woman’s belly button ring became entangled with a drain cover in a shallow splash pool but that she was freed without injury.

The woman became stuck Wednesday as she floated on her stomach with her child in a shallow pool at the Greeley Family Funplex.

Firefighters tried to turn the ring to free her but then started to drain the pool while working to manipulate the ring. They said she eventually was freed and she wasn’t hurt in the process.

The woman would have been sucked into the drain until a firefighter exclaimed, “None shall pass!”

4 thoughts on “The Boogie Board Of The Rings

  1. Jon Brooks

    “Before we can set you free,
    questions you must answer..three.”

    “What is your name?”
    “My name is Jill.”

    “What is your quest?”
    “I seek the perfect tan.”

    “What is the terminal velocity of a belly button ring torn from flesh in a negative 14 PSI fluid stream?”

    “With positive or negative Reynolds number?”

    “Why I don’t kn…….aaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh”

  2. realwest

    Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt – I read the blurb you put up as a cover for that photo, went to the link looking for more phot……………………ah, information on this poor skanky-but-I’d-hit-it woman and not only was there no more phot………information about her but, well, you know. It wasn’t even her photo!!!!


  3. Ingineer66

    Jon it is too early on Saturday here on the left coast to talk about Reynolds numbers. But that was pretty funny.
    I can imagine that if the mother looked anything remotely like the photo, how many firemen needed to get involved with the rescue. Conversely there may have been a reason that she was still above water and her BELLY ring was stuck in the drain.

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Jon – Good Lord, I had to look up “Reynolds number.” How dare you make me learn on my own time!

    Real – I didn’t see a photo of the victim, so I improvised.

    Ingineer66 – So she had a pouch. Sue her.

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