Ralphin’ Around The Christmas Tree

Because really, who wouldn’t enjoy a Doc Holliday Christmas?

This is the $240 Whiskey Advent Calendar. Behind each of the 24 doors is a little 1-ounce bottle of different whiskey. Personally, I think it’s the perfect way to count down the days till Jesus’s birthday. After all, if the good lord didn’t want us boozing, why did he turn all that water into whiskey? “It was wine, not whiskey.” Please, I’m the one telling the story here. THEN HE WALKED ON LAVA. This calendar would last me three days, tops.

Cripes, by Christmas Eve, Rudolph won’t be the only one with a red nose.

11 thoughts on “Ralphin’ Around The Christmas Tree

  1. Maureen

    Advent’s a penitence season, so it’d be better to have this as a Christmastide box, counting from Dec. 25 to Feb. 2.

  2. Jim Scrummy

    Mmmmm. Good sippin’ whiskey. Don’t think my liver could stand up to the yumminess of the whiskey for 24 days. My Grandfather use to drink a shot of Crown Royal each day for “medicinal” purposes. I think the shot was needed to deal with my Grandmother? He lived to 92. So maybe I should drink up?

  3. Storm

    24 1-ounce bottles for $240??? $10/ounce, even in a cute calendar like this, is totally ridiculous.
    If the price was more realistic, then this would be Awesome.

  4. Bob G.

    Well, that sure beats the hell outta placing 24 desparate hashmarks on my bottle of WILD TURKEY…lol.


    “Whatta ya do for a RED nose?
    Drink ’til it turns BLUE.”

    (that was one of Dad’s favorite holiday quips back in Philly)

    Strill works, too.

    Roll safe (and sober) out there.

  5. Kermit

    I’m thinking for the same investment a guy could make one of those with two cases of Cutty, a Sharpie and an X-acto knife.

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