Occupy Swimsuit Competition

Apparently, the filthy hippies are now less filthy . . . but much more crazy.

Natalia Pereverzeva was competing in the Miss Earth competition, an event similar to Miss Universe but with a twist – competitors are expected to be both gorgeous and environmentally aware.

When Natalia, 24 was asked about what makes her proud of her country, she initially used glowing, if slightly odd, words about her homeland.

She said: “My Russia, it is bright, warm, patched, but it is so pleasant to slumber under it on a winter evening when the storm rages outside. My Russia, it is a kind cow with very big eyes, funny horns and always chewing its mouth oh, what sweet milk she gives! Oh, how it smells.”

But then she angrily rails against widespread corruption in the nation.

“But my Russia – it is also my poor, long-suffering country, mercilessly torn to pieces by greedy, dishonest, unbelieving people,” she said. My Russia, it is a great artery, from which the ‘chosen’ few people draining away its wealth. My Russia is a beggar.”

Wow. I guess Natalia is rallying against the eeeeevil 1% of contestants who barf on purpose and tape their breasts together.

12 thoughts on “Occupy Swimsuit Competition

  1. proof

    Wonder if those swimsuits are all natural fibers? Wouldn’t want any hypocrisy to get in the way of a god environmentalist wacko rant!

    Horsedrawn carriages bring the ladies altogether? Or would that be cruelty to brother horse? Don’t even tell me they flew or drove!

  2. Jim Scrummy

    Hmmm, how did she get to her eco-weenie pageant? Probably using those evil hydrocarbons.

    I’m kinda digging Ms. Scotland. Ms. Ruski has that Moscow strip club/mafia princess hooker look going for her, which is nice if you are into that type of thing?

  3. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Robert B. – And she probably doesn’t have a “high bacteria count” down there.

    Ingineer66 – And Groundskeeper Willie.

    Old NFO – For me, I can shut her up for at least 30 seconds.

    Proof – If it was held in Russia, horse-drawn was probably the only means of conveyance.

    Jim – And Miss Scotland “plays a mean bagpipe.” Heh.

    Billy – Exactly!

  4. AJ Lynch

    Miss Russia gets my vote because I can ignore whatever she is saying for a reasonable period of time.

    And BTW where the heck is Reunion Island [contestant on the left]?

    And Happy Thanksgiving Wyatt!

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