Apparently, the filthy hippies are now less filthy . . . but much more crazy.
Natalia Pereverzeva was competing in the Miss Earth competition, an event similar to Miss Universe but with a twist – competitors are expected to be both gorgeous and environmentally aware.
When Natalia, 24 was asked about what makes her proud of her country, she initially used glowing, if slightly odd, words about her homeland.
She said: “My Russia, it is bright, warm, patched, but it is so pleasant to slumber under it on a winter evening when the storm rages outside. My Russia, it is a kind cow with very big eyes, funny horns and always chewing its mouth oh, what sweet milk she gives! Oh, how it smells.”
But then she angrily rails against widespread corruption in the nation.
“But my Russia – it is also my poor, long-suffering country, mercilessly torn to pieces by greedy, dishonest, unbelieving people,” she said. My Russia, it is a great artery, from which the ‘chosen’ few people draining away its wealth. My Russia is a beggar.”
Wow. I guess Natalia is rallying against the eeeeevil 1% of contestants who barf on purpose and tape their breasts together.