No Condoms, No Peace!

Erections elections have consequences.

For the people of California, those consequences may result in a limp economy, especially after the passage of Measure B.

Measure B was a ballot question that will require pr0n actors to wear condoms when filming scenes. A requirement that was met with stiff opposition from pr0n producers.

Some things just go together. Peanut butter and jelly, cheese and crackers … porn and the San Fernando Valley.

After voters approved Measure B on election day — an ordinance that would require porn actors to wear condoms while making XXX films — producers are threatening to leave Los Angeles County.

Weinstein acknowledges that passing the measure was the easy part. Enforcing the rule will be an entirely different matter.

See? There was a perfect opportunity to use the word “harder,” and they missed it.

14 thoughts on “No Condoms, No Peace!

  1. Robert B.

    Prior to last Tuesday, the pr0n stars could be heard saying:

    “When it comes to this proposition
    Count us in the opposition.
    For if it passes
    We’ll move our @$$es
    To NY and avoid this imposition.”

    1. JT

      We’ll move our @$$es
      To NY and avoid this imposition.”

      Maybe… but they better not dare to cool down with a 17 oz. soda.

    2. Robert B.

      “When it comes to this proposition
      Count us in stiff opposition.
      For if it passes
      We’ll move our @$$es
      To NY and avoid this imposition.”

      Reworded the second line for a little better thrust☺

  2. Veeshir

    You shouldn’t be so hard on them, everyone pulls a boner, they just let a little head wind blow them into a stiff penal response.

    1. mrmacs

      Sounds like a real protection racket to me. It’s amazing how quickly they’re changing positions on this decision, I guess that they’re not interested in taking it from behind.

  3. Jim Scrummy

    Well I guess another industry will be moving out of Mexifornia. Maybe Vegas, since it is sin city?

    I have no sympathy or empathy for Mexifornians at all. They can keep their high taxes, high cost of living, and everything else. I always hear the Mexifornians say, yeah, but the weather is great…. I’ve been to Mexifornia many times for bidness, it ain’t all that and a bag of chips. Death spiral. Should be fun to watch.

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Robert B. – Eh I’d say somewhere else than the People’s Republic of New York.

    Veeshir – Congratulations, you just won the internet!

    Jim – They voted to give themselves tax increases! These people are too stupid to live.

  5. JT

    They voted to give themselves tax increases!

    I know ! DUH !

    Don’t they know tax increases happen on their own ?

    It’s like voting to give yourself the clap.

    Or a cold or something.

  6. Mike47

    About California being in a death spiral… watch CA and its politics/economics/demographics VERY closely. The rest of the country will follow CA into oblivion. Our Dummycrat lazyslature now has a supermajority for raising taxes and wasting our money. See it here first, folks! You can’t escape it, you can only postpone it. The liberals outnumber us now, and it’s getting worse every year.

    1. Jim Scrummy

      Move if you can. All of my cousins who live there have left for Arizona or Texas. Only one remains for some odd reason. The others saw the hand writing on the wall.

    1. Robert B.

      Maybe, but a condom just gives you a false sense of security while being screwed. And after that period of inflation, there is always the down time of deflation.

  7. Deputy Polarbear

    And the idiots on the County Board of Supervisors have the nerve to act surprised when more than a few ‘film’ companies have flat out said that they will move not only out of LA County, but out of the state all together.

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