Today I’m tired, stuck in court on my day off, and nursing an injured heel. So, if I feel crappy, I’m not going to feel crappy alone. I’m sorry in advance.
Melissa Lee Williams, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct. Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from [her].” Watson “declined to proceed any further.”
Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
Backing off because of a strong odor and a high bacteria count? What a pussy.