Normally I like to start off the day with some light blogging fare. A post about some vapid celebrity or other scantily-clad goodness.
Not today.
Today I’m tired, stuck in court on my day off, and nursing an injured heel. So, if I feel crappy, I’m not going to feel crappy alone. I’m sorry in advance.
Melissa Lee Williams, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct. Williams–who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn–showed up and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from [her].” Watson “declined to proceed any further.”
Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
Backing off because of a strong odor and a high bacteria count? What a pussy.
So she lives at the 77 Motor Inn and has poor vaginal hygiene: I’m completely shocked!
I need the brain bleach over here…
She has such poor hygiene the EPA prohibits her from bathing in the ocean. Ol’ Jaws would gag and rip out his teeth. “Won’t ever eat in here again!”
Is this approved torture by our President? Maybe we can send her to Gitmo.
Even Rosie O’donnel would pass on that thing
???If she had undressed, from whence came the knife??
Wyatt: Every morning I come into work and start the day with a bottle of Cherry Coke Zero. I know, not the smartest thing to start the day off with.. However, after I read this post I poured the bottle down the drain because this is just gross but so damn funny at the same time.
No thanks and thanks.
You did it, you grossed me out. I don’t gross out – ever, you did it – thanks a bunch! My Coffee, my coffee-cake ruined, just ruined. You better go big to make up for this.
Oh she’s a “cutie”. Ewww. It’s called Massengill, unfortunately it doesn’t come in 50 gallon drums for you, Missy.
I’ve gotta be honest; reading these comments almost makes up for the fact that I will be spending my entire day off in court.
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or……”
At that point its time to cue the zombies.
I got to the odor part and threw up in my throat a little. A pox on you!!!… Wyatt Earp!!!!
Sorry, Charlie, even StarKist ain’t touching that.
Ew, ew, ew. That’s a fate worse than death.
My Dad’s old joke:
A blind man passed by a fish market, tipped his hat and said “hello ladies!”.
I figure we all needed a cleansing of the mind. Ouch, Wyatt.
SA, pass the brain bleach, I’ll have a double. One of those “can’t make this s__t up” reports.
I wonder if she was carrying a cuntagious disease?
She didn’t say “Simon Sez”.
Is that where the phrase “wooley bugger” comes from?? LOL
Wow, just wow. All I can say is Woody Harrelson, Kingpin, landlady.
I’m betting she missed her last Brazilian wax appointment.
I’m betting the BRAZILIAN missed the appointment .