As with every Star Wars caption contest, there were a lot of terrific entries. 40+ is a pretty good number. Good work, kids.
With that, let’s see how everyone did.
Top Five Entries:
5. “This isn’t the dork we’re looking for….” – Richard D.
4. ♫ “Here come ol’ flattop, he come groovin’ up slowly” ♫ – Rodney Dill
3. Sequestration hits the Imperial Storm Troopers. – JCM
2. ~~~Sung to the tune of ‘Frosty The Snowman’~~~ *
Johnny the storm trooper
Had a five gallon water bucket head.
He was six foot three
And he said to me,
“I like biscuits.” – CO-MC-50
WINNER! – Alert to all troopers! We have been infiltrated by a tubular spy from the Colgate system! – Uncle Ray