The Forever Alone: Afghanistan Caption Contest is now over.

I have to give you guys a lot of credit; while you threw out some Petraeus captions, you weren’t merciless in your mocking. It was a nice balance. Good show.

Now let’s see how everyone fared.

Top Five Entries:
5. General Patraeus Slept Here – Jeffro
4. A security guard protects the extensive inventory at Sleepy’s of Afghanistan. – Uncle Ray
3. November 9, 2012: And American soldier in Afghanistan waits patiently for his absentee ballot so he can vote in the 2012 Presidential election. – John D.
2. Taking the Army of One slogan a little to seriously. – Dr. Evil

WINNER! – Cowboy Blob’s Photoshop