Rosie O’Donnell Will Play Sugar-Pie

The very hot Christina Hendricks is in the running to play the very hot mess that was Anna Nicole Smith in a new film.

Christina Hendricks and Jenny McCarthy are both in the running to land the role of Anna Nicole Smith in a Hollywood film. The ‘Mad Men’ actress and ‘Scary Movie’ star are favorites to portray the late Playboy star and her rise to fame and fall into alcoholism and addiction, which eventually took her life in 2007 at the age of 39.

A source revealed to the Sunday Express newspaper: ‘They are neck and neck. The producers love them both and it could come down to a final audition to determine who will get one of the most sought-after parts in Hollywood right now.’

Normally, I would say this was a very bad career move. Then I remembered that Smith was a Playboy Playmate, so the role must require nudity . . .

I am now grudgingly behind the project.

12 thoughts on “Rosie O’Donnell Will Play Sugar-Pie

  1. L Frame S&W

    Since the role will require more acting skills than just getting naked for the camera, I think Christina would be much better qualified than Jenny McCarthy.

  2. toothy

    I don’t know why, but reading a post with the words “Christina Hendricks” and “nudity” in it makes me all warm and tingly…

  3. Jim Scrummy

    Why is Jenny “getting your kid immunized is bad because it causes autism (ahh, Jenny it doesn’t)” McCarthy even in the running? She’s smaller than Anna Nicole and Ms. Hendricks in all departments (especially in boobehs and brains…of course Anna Nicole wasn’t any phi beta kappa).

    Please dear God, let Christina win!!!!

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    L Frame – Good point, but McCarthy is a kook in real life. No need for her to “act.”

    Toothy – You’re welcome.

    John D – Pics or it didn’t happen!

    Toothy – It does warm the cockles, so to speak.

    LDIV – The best part of waking up is Christina in your cup.

    Buzzsaw – They’d make millions on pay-per-view.

    Jim – They would need to use CGI for it to work.

    Old NFO – No doubt about that.

  5. Bob G.

    YOu make a good point…and I grudgingly agree…lol.

    But isn’t Christina a might too short to portray Anna Nicole?
    (but still the right height for ME…bwahahaha)

    Stay safe.

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