Hey, Obama voters! You can now honor the first black president by placing your loved one’s ashes into a Barack Obama bust. I wish I was kidding.
What can be more fitting than placing a dead person’s ashes into a likeness of the president who killed the United States economy?
After all, the American dollar isn’t worth more than a pile of ashes, so . . .
I don’t know what is more creepy; the fact that personalized bust urns are now available, or that people – lots of people – will actually buy the Obama urn.
Cremation Solutions, a Vermont-based memorial products service is taking the idea of a traditional urn and turning it on its head, using state-of-the-art facial recognition software and 3D printers to produce human faces as realistic monuments.
The company says it can design the urn to look like anyone – all it needs are photos that show the front and side of the face the customer wishes to use. The heads stand on a marble plaque and come complete with a nameplate. Each urn is built to order, and customers have the chance to approve the design before each one is sent out.
Maybe we can put the remains of Obama’s presidency into it after November?