Winnie Cooper Files For Divorce!

What would Kevin Arnold say?

She played the long-time love of Kevin Arnold in the Wonder Years who didn’t end up with her childhood sweetheart in the end. And Danica McKellar has now had heartbreak in her own love life as she has filed for divorce from her husband of three years.

The 37-year-old actress, who portrayed Winnie Cooper in the hit show, filed the documents against her composer husband Mike Verta. Danica cites irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers, which were filed at LA County Superior Court.

“Irreconcilable differences” is the biggest horse crap excuse of all time. Why not say, “I don’t have a valid reason for ending my marriage, but I want a divorce, anyway?”

10 thoughts on “Winnie Cooper Files For Divorce!

  1. Ingineer66

    I thought irreconcilable differences meant that one of them was banging somebody else.

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  3. realwest

    Howdy Wyatt! You are far too jaded!
    “irreconcilable differences” means she doesn’t want him OR he doesn’t want her anymore and she wants to file before he does.
    And just because she’s teh hawt, doesn’t mean she’s hawt when not having sex. Come to think of it, just because she looks teh hawt doesn’t mean she is.

    Been there, done that……..twice. Not with Danica however.
    Her loss.
    :)

  4. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Ingineer66 – Yeah, me too.

    Smite – Like Chris Brown hits Rihanna,

    Real – I’m willing to conduct hawt studies with her… many times over.

  5. Dr. Evil

    Isn’t she really religious? The irreconcilable difference is she waited until marriage to make the beast with two backs and he’s slingin’ a tic tac in his trousers.

  6. Fenway_Nation

    Well…it lasted longer than a Karashian marriage at least.

    That said, I got nothing bad to say about McKellar. After The Wonder Years finished up, she went to UCLA, graduated Summa Cum Laude and has a mathematical theorem bearing her name (the Chayes-McKellar-Wynn theorem). She also authored a series of books designed to make math more appealing to tween girls and….oh yeah- toured along side Salma Hayek with the USO when I was in the Army.

    Now that she’s single, I kinda wonder if she’d be interested in making the acquaintence of a younger (and let’s face it…dumber) guy who doesn’t have much else besides a crappy blog to his name.

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  7. Black Orchid

    I read “irreconcilable differences” in Hollywood marriages as “we both want to have sex with men”

  8. Wyatt Earp Post author

    Dr. Evil – “The beast with two backs.” Something seriously wrong with you.

    Fenway – Your proposal is noted… and vetoed.

    Metoo – Or he ran around like Thomas Dolby, yelling, “SCIENCE!

    Orchid – Thread winner!

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